Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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