so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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