i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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