yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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