i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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