Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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