it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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