Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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