OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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