How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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