How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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