My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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