I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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