Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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