i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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