Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
