the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Your dad touched me again.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Alive.
So much puke
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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