wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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