a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
