shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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