i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
