its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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