Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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