Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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