she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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