long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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