Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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