Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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