My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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