i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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