So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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