i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
