This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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