I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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