Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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