I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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