You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
