Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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