Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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