Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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