You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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