I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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