It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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