i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
