Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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