Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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