I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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