Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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