i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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