4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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