Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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