At least make sure they are 18
Why
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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