Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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