That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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